“I was the only one who turned up to my b-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join.”
“My kid during his birthday safari”
“There goes my smoothie!”
“Wife bought a new plant pot and put it on the shelf over the toilet. And hour later we heard a crash...”
“Merry Christmas, Mom... I know it’s a couple of weeks early, but I thought I’d help you open some gifts!”
“My dough turned into a monster.”
“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on, and it boiled itself."
“Sorry class, my dog ate everyone’s homework.”
“My spatula broke making eggs this morning.”
“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”
“Mom broke her tooth after biting a Starbucks sandwich. Turns out there was a bone in the sandwich.”
“My neighbor has weeds in his fake grass”
“Not sure how it happened, but the damage was done, so I took the pic.”
“Trying to enjoy a coffee in my car on my way to work”
“Thanks Taco Bell. I really wanted that cardboard with my cheesy Gordita crunch”
“Nice professional report cover with impossible to remove sticker on front.”
“The gang is just about to arrive for D&D”
“I’m never going to recover financially from this.”
“My TV Dinner’s “Cinnamon Apple Dessert” didn’t have any apple pieces in it.”
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They mean gloves that don't absorb super glue... I guess it's on them for assuming you might get that part.