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Sonny 1 year ago
#33
They mean gloves that don't absorb super glue... I guess it's on them for assuming you might get that part.
       
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Margaretta 1 year ago
#18 If you pick them up and put them on a plate, no one will ever know.
       
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Helen 1 year ago
#38 Could've done without that...
       
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Calpurnia 1 year ago
#29 Looks like your bathroom is a sh#thole anyway, so no biggie.
       
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Rena 1 year ago
#16. Staged.
       
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Domenic 1 year ago
#32 Is your roomie named Dursley?
       
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Waldo 1 year ago
#20 if you consider that as a meal you don't deserve desert.
       
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Woody 1 year ago
#12 wow, your mom had better talk to annorthodontist about weak teeth if a ground up piece of bone broke one.
       
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