#16 a healthy diet and exercise?
#17 nope it's hot air at most.
#33 has it leaked since? if not who cares job done.

#39 so start pushing..or bribe the tow truck. they love bribes.
#40 lose some weight or wear crocs lol

#16 loose weight. if is OP parked within the lines, its all ok. also how the hell he/she could known that you are 300 pounds without seeing you einstein....

#4 It went in, it can come out.
#7 Why would you put an unsecured anything on a freshly tiled floor? Regardless of cat or not.
#20 Put it on a flat surface instead of a blanket, you'll be amazed.
#24 Are you planning no leaving it like that? You've time enough to take a pic. Tidy it up, take responsibility for any damage. They might be more accepting if you make some effort!
#33 You never inspected his work? That's all on you then.
#39 Have the car towed to a garage, not your home.
#40 Easier to call yourself fat than admit you bought cheap shoes?

#16 who cares? Lose your weight - problem solved

#7
A cat will destroy every thing you love.
And you pay for the privilege.
Such wonderful creatures.

#16 Your bulk is no one else's problem.

#22 At least he tried. What did you do?

#26 Fake. Why would any relatively sane person cut a tub of ice cream in half?

#33 What is your problem? It worked for several years.

#46 That's not a breaker box.

#39 Car will run with broken hose. Tow 20 miles then drive 2 miles home.

#24 shrines like that are a red flag to me

Y'all some whiny b*tches.

#13
Wrong type of lock. What if there was a fire

#31 - well i guess someone else has them all right

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

#29 Why do you have so many jars of jam for him to open?