“Having to clear the driveway on a weekend is bad enough…”
“Came home after student teaching all day, walked in my bedroom and saw water dripping from the ceiling onto my bed.”
“Tried to live the dream. Went to my first wrestling tryout. Broke my foot. Be careful out there.”
“My only cup of coffee and bowl are now stuck together and one must be destroyed I think”
“That’s not what I wanted to fall from the cabinet :/”
“So at 6am I was very rudely awakened to the sound of my beautiful reclaimed, but as yet unsecured, art deco basin crashing onto my newly tiled floor. Barbara the cat scarpering out as I reach the bathroom.”
“8 weeks after my motorcycle accident and 12 hours blowing two tires, I get hit while riding in an Uber and hurt my neck.”
“A truck carrying egg yolk tipped over…”
“Someone dumped enough garbage last night in our store dumpster to overfill it. It was nearly empty Monday night. No pickup til Friday, and they were just out of range of setting off the Ring camera. Time to start digging for mail.”
“Not quite how I wanted my morning to start :(“
“Was on the top step when it suddenly gave way. Attic access ladder.”
“This is the inside of my apartment door. Roomie left with my keys and it cannot be unlocked from the inside without a key.”
“There was a lovely little tree in that pot when I went to bed last night”
“I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing, and he stole my toilet.”
“My friend bought me a mug with a picture of us. He didn’t want text, so he didn’t add any in the field that said ’your text here.’”
“My new laptop has speakers on the bottom surface. The only way to hear anything at 100% volume is to position it like this.”
“The view from my $30 ticket”
“My boyfriend made croissants this way.”
“The first day at my job”
“Not sure how my fiancé is going to react.”
“Ordered new Vans, received someone’s smelly old Reeboks...”
#17 nope it's hot air at most.
#33 has it leaked since? if not who cares job done.
#40 lose some weight or wear crocs lol
It's lose.....Einstein
nothing else to add? good.
#7 Why would you put an unsecured anything on a freshly tiled floor? Regardless of cat or not.
#20 Put it on a flat surface instead of a blanket, you'll be amazed.
#24 Are you planning no leaving it like that? You've time enough to take a pic. Tidy it up, take responsibility for any damage. They might be more accepting if you make some effort!
#33 You never inspected his work? That's all on you then.
#39 Have the car towed to a garage, not your home.
#40 Easier to call yourself fat than admit you bought cheap shoes?
A cat will destroy every thing you love.
And you pay for the privilege.
Such wonderful creatures.
Wrong type of lock. What if there was a fire
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