“Bought brownie batter ice cream. Chopped the container in half and found the one brownie bit it contained.”
“But...but...what if I don’t have enough change?”
“My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night.”
“My husband keeps opening new jars of jam before he’s even finished the last one.”
“Look at how my kids opened a board game for the first time.”
“Bought running shoes online — got 2 lefts.”
"Hired a local contractor to fix a leak under my kitchen sink a few years ago. I never inspected his work. Installing a dishwasher today and this is how he repaired it."
"Three year old + my wife’s Switch + a glue stick"
"Transmission has left the chat"
"Found a bullet hole in my car this morning"
"Busted radiator hose 22 miles from home. My road side assisance covers 20 miles of towing."
"Shoes can't hold my weight"
"Well that’s one way to start the morning. Toaster burnt down."
"Let’s just say that we ended up with very clean laundry room floor…. And yes I’m an idiot."
"Blender unscrewed itself making 1,6l of smoothie"
"I see your smoke detector and microwave fires and raise with breaker box"
"This morning, my shower door spontaneously shattered..."
"The cocoa fell."
"Shredded my tire on the highway"
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#17 nope it's hot air at most.
#33 has it leaked since? if not who cares job done.
#40 lose some weight or wear crocs lol
It's lose.....Einstein
nothing else to add? good.
#7 Why would you put an unsecured anything on a freshly tiled floor? Regardless of cat or not.
#20 Put it on a flat surface instead of a blanket, you'll be amazed.
#24 Are you planning no leaving it like that? You've time enough to take a pic. Tidy it up, take responsibility for any damage. They might be more accepting if you make some effort!
#33 You never inspected his work? That's all on you then.
#39 Have the car towed to a garage, not your home.
#40 Easier to call yourself fat than admit you bought cheap shoes?
A cat will destroy every thing you love.
And you pay for the privilege.
Such wonderful creatures.
Wrong type of lock. What if there was a fire
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