"One of the main reasons I started dating my current girlfriend was because she accidentally spilled popcorn in my car after our first date. Profusely apologized, asked if she could clean it up—car is a POS so I didn’t care.
Got home. She texted me apologizing again.
I dunno why but her caring about spilling popcorn in my sh#tty car made me realize hey, maybe she can care about me too."
non-drinker... let's not get carried away!
Someone once asked me if my wife drank. I said that she’s Irish. They said never mind.