“When you have to be in the carpool at 8 a.m. and the swimming pool at 6 p.m.”
“A sprouting broccoli skull — I was surprised to see this bad boy on sale.”
“Definitely very comfortable”
“Whatever this thing is that I spotted in Milan yesterday”
“It’s hard to resist this treasure I spotted at the thrift store today.”
“I spotted these 2-ft pastries.”
“These baguette pens I bought in Paris”
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sarcasm and satire are hard
#2 Obvious...