“I left for my dad’s house for spring break. This is what I saw after my mom ’looked for my wallet.’”
“Delivery for my mom’s birthday”
“I fell, and the cup stuck the landing but broke underneath.”
“The birds don’t like one seed type out of my mix”
“Hotel I’m at just charged my 14 bucks for a couple of Eggos and 10 tater tots.”
“How my boyfriend packed up a moving box with kitchen stuff while I was at work “
“This guy in front of me at the movie theater. He had the brightness all the way up.”
“How my boyfriend eats his Jimmy Johns sandwich”
“My wife told me to bring down the black and white laundry basket. I brought this down and she got annoyed that I brought the wrong one.”
“While my family with young kids were staying at this airbnb, a old man walked into the backyard and started draining the pool.”
“My husband, the driest texter”
“The break room at my job.”
“Customer service suggested I “Smash it with a hammer”. This is the 3rd time this month.”
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There are no words.
Apparently no taste, either.
Apparently the Orange One eats his steaks well done and with ketchup .
#13 whats wrong with your taste buds?