“I asked my 4-year-old to put a new roll on my paper towel holder. Technically, she did.”
“My son after trying to get back down from washing his hands, just hanging there, helpless.”
“Thanks for gluing a piece of paper to my old phone.”
“Pours a brand-new bag of chips into the dog bowl just to eat it out of the bowl...”
“My daughter was feeling sick when she went to bed, so I gave her a bucket in case she had to throw up. This is how I found her later.”
“I have a little sister who is 4 years old. I found out my little sister cut my Beats earphones just because she couldn’t find paper to cut.”
“My son is awesome at hide and seek.”
“The kids at the school I work did the laundry. How does that even happen?”
“I’m driving down the highway and look in my rearview mirror and spot this orange thing in a passenger door handle.”
“My 10-year-old kid just got a slice of pizza, ate only the crust, and left the rest behind.”
“I went to bed last night and almost had a heart attack. The child insisted she had to print something for school. Liar!”
Allow the rest of us to express our gratitude.
speak for your damn self eh!