Super Saiyan?

#23 You beat cancer, who cares what your hair looks like!

#26 I've seen that movie on P*rnhub.

#21 Why was your cat coming down the stairs with a bowl of chili?

#27
That's never been a bald headed eagle. t's a gull.

#26 As disgusting as that thing looks, I would have thought you only use it to clean your toilet...

#17 The poor child can't read, why did you tell her at the time?

#36 OMG

You French fry when you pizza, you're gonna a bad time.