"My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth"
"Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower..walked In On This"
"I'm 49. Just Found This In My Mum's Bookcase"
"Priest Accidentally Live-Streamed Mass With Sunglasses And Hat Filter"
"If You're Wondering Why The Driver's Window Is Clean, It's Because It Was Down When The Truck Next To Me Drove Through The Puddle"
"And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like."
"It Was A Great Day Till This Moment"
"When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster"'
"The One Time The Toner Exploded At Work While Switching It Out. You Can See Where I Was At That Exact Moment"
"Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour"
"We Hiked 3 Hours To Get A Good Picture Of Our Hometown. Our City Is On The Left"
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That's never been a bald headed eagle. t's a gull.