"Left A Can Of Tuna In Here To Lure A Pesky Raccoon, Found This In The Morning"
"I Was Hoping For Post-Chemo Curls As A Consolation Prize After Breast Cancer. Instead I’m About To Go Super Saiyan"
"The Cat Closed The Balcony Door On Me By Standing On The Handle And Pushing It Down. I Had To Wait For Someone Who Had A Key To My Apartment To Open It Up For Me. Luckily, I Had My Phone With Me"
"Was Confused When It Didn't Sound Like It Hit The Floor"
"Last Week A Bald Eagle Flew Threw My Bedroom Window, While I Was Laying In Bed . It Was Insane, To Say The Least"
"Somebody Didn’t Strap The Egg Trolleys In Properly On The Truck. 10,500 Eggs Broken"
"Lost My Wallet 3 Days Ago, Finally Ordered New Cards And Then"
"I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door"
"I was trying to order a plain cheeseburger meal from McDonalds through DoorDash, and so I deselected all the extra stuff (onions, pickles, etc.). Turns out I deselected the Buns and Meat too, so I just paid $6 to have 2 pieces of American Cheese delivered to my apartment."
"Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This"
"After Years Of Saving, I Finally Bought My First House. The Key Snapped In The Door And Locked Me Out"
"I Need A File Lost In This Room"
"My Sister Bought Some Strawberries From A Very Large Grocery Chain In Bc Canada. Comes With A Live Prize Inside!"
"A Massive Mineshaft Opens Up Under A Garage At A House In Scorrier Near Redruth In Cornwall"
"This shaft is truly massive and is approximately 300 ft to water and god knows how deep from there!"
"The Robot Takeover Has Begun"
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That's never been a bald headed eagle. t's a gull.