"I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door"
"I was trying to order a plain cheeseburger meal from McDonalds through DoorDash, and so I deselected all the extra stuff (onions, pickles, etc.). Turns out I deselected the Buns and Meat too, so I just paid $6 to have 2 pieces of American Cheese delivered to my apartment."
That's never been a bald headed eagle. t's a gull.