"On my last day working for a really sh#tty grocery store, I grabbed a pack of expired chicken and a tub of expired sour cream and tossed them into the heating ducts by the furnace.

My best friend, who continued to work there for another year or so, told me it took them almost a month to find it, despite the eye-watering, vomit-inducing smell being blasted through the whole store whenever they turned the heat on."