"I worked at a diner where the dishwasher came in high on something. he was slurring his speech and just moving like a sloth. Manager on duty came down and fired him on the spot. as he started leaving, he had to pass the public restrooms, and decided to take a sh#t…on the floor outside of the restroom. full on squat. worse part is that it wasn’t even a dump and run, he literally squatted there for like 5 minutes. no one wanted to approach him."