Everyday we're thanful we bypassed these life s#cking entities.

Kids are stupid AF nowadays. I enjoy me childless live so much

Kids are beautiful and worth love. People who hate them, didn't had supporting and caring parents.

Little sh#ts getting dumber or me getting too old?

Someone please cut out my ovaries with a melon baller before they get any stupid ideas.

All,

it's not like they stay like that for the rest of their lives. they grow up, you know..?

#7 the fuq? to my collective knowledge of every conceivable relative who had kids, and including my own kids, they never laid eyes on their parents pubic hair. Keeping an eye on them is one thing when there's no one else to watch them, but this is just gross, you vulgar slob.