"Because he threw food at the dog & she ate it"
"He's eating the muffin she didn't want."
"Because I wouldn't let her wear my dirty underwear around her neck like a necklace."
"I wouldn't let him drive the car."
"Her father and I wouldn't let her get hit by a car driving thru the parking lot."
"She's crying because I wouldn't let her pull one of my pubic hairs out while I was going to the bathroom."
"Because I won't wipe his lips off his face. He doesn’t want them anymore."
"Mom found the pee drawer."
"She discovered her arm fuzz."
"I tried to take the sausage off him. TWO HOURS AFTER DINNER TIME He refused to eat it, he just wanted to hold it."
"Because I couldn't put her hair back on after she cut it at grandma's house."
"She kept trying to drink the ketchup like a baby bottle."
"Because I won't let her pull the dog's lips off his face..."
"Because she couldn’t stab her day care provider with a toy knife"
"She was mad that I put toothpaste on her toothbrush"
"I wouldn't let him eat coffee pods"
"Because the Kraft Mac n Cheese was too cheesy."
"He wants his booger back."
"Because I wouldn't let him into the closet to play in the cat litter box."
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Life-affirming challenges.
it's not like they stay like that for the rest of their lives. they grow up, you know..?