"Handwritten assignments and in person tests may become the norm again because of AI"
"There is a person in charge of blurring every shot of the show Naked and Afraid."
"Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject."
"Sci-fi authors were always assuming we will get AI before we get proper synthesized human voice output"
"At age thirty you have spent a month having birthdays."
"There are prodigies that will never become prodigies because they never got the chance to do the thing they were to be great at."
"Eventually all 1 dollar things will disappear due to inflation"
"23 years later, we still don’t know who let the dogs out."
"Telling someone you have a high IQ is a very low IQ move."
"Our parents let us stay over at a strangers house just because we were friends with their kid"
"People someday will not have a box of photos of their childhood because smartphones."
"There are animals that have eaten magic mushrooms and tripped hard, not knowing what the hell was happening to them."
"Most deodorants claim to have 48 hour protection, yet a lot of people still put it on twice a day"
"Pinocchio’s nose can grow infinitely as long as he keeps lying, making him an infinite source of wood and turn, a valuable construction resource"
Dolphins trip on pufferfish