“Never broke a phone before in my life. The first day I get my new one, with no insurance, I drop it 4 feet and this happens.”
“Amount of beef vs. pic on the box”
“My sister called and asked why her dryer kept stopping.”
“Found this outside. Someone’s day will be ruined.”
“I ordered a sandwich and got this, bad for the person that ordered this.”
“My air conditioner stopped working for a few days. My house got so hot and humid, it sealed my entire Costco size case of envelopes.”
“When you’ve been looking forward to a Reese’s all day but then you open one up and find a worm in it.”
“Headed to the airport and halfway there looked down. Thanks for the Father’s Day gift, kids, the slippers are very comfortable.”
“So after saving for about 5 months, I bought my first second-hand gaming laptop so I can study and work on my editing hobby. Yesterday my top shelf fell and snapped it in half.”
“Found discarded on the side of a building today. Felt bad seeing it.”
“Bit down on a bite of blueberry pancake.”
"When you finally win family bingo and your prize is gefilte fish"
“Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don’t make the couch anymore.”
“Saved for 4 years to buy a BMW, 3-days later this piece of metal bounced from the highway into my headlight. The dealership wants $2,895 to fix it.”
“My new trainers arrived today”