#2 You should sue the crackpots until they cry, but not with laughter this time

#45 oh no. you have to pay a few more dollars to watch one more pointless show you wont remember

#53
Guessing you're canceling chilli night from now on...

#18 Drop the drain trap and the toothbrush will fall right out. Add a stopper or screen to prevent this in the future.

#35 Why do you have spaghetti near your bed?

What is wrong with 56?

#9 I hate to be that guy but why the hell does a kid this young have access to a smart device in the first place?

#10 A keen observer. Onions are wild creatures.

#17 You are filthy, that's all.

#18 At least your teeth didn't fall.

#20 you ordered cr#ppy looking over priced pants and that's what you got

#32 Good place for it.

#33 It is going to take longer than 8 days and 2 hours to drive that route.

#39 No they didn't. If neither of you noticed the thick part sticking out, you are both idiots.

#42 Shhh. They charge extra for escargot.

#47 What is your problem?