"When the Lewis and Clark expedition were exploring the west of North America, their diet of dried meat left them constipated. They were all taking these pills called thunder clappers to make themselves sh#t. The active ingredient in thunder clappers is mercury, and historians can track the expedition because they left increased deposits of mercury in the soil."
Well, you'll never forget it now, so....
(Alas, neither will I....)
Ode,
Here's another one for you- a prolapsed anus is known colloquially as a 'pink sock'
religiot americans: doctors have vile knowledge! burn the warlocks and witches!
If you were a veterinarian you'd find this information to be most useful.
A real j#rk-off.