"In Case Anyone Is Wondering, I Am "Walked With An Opened Tub Of Butter To The Garage And Put It On The Passenger Seat Instead Of In The Refrigerator" Weeks Pregnant"
"That Moment You Pour Chicken Broth Into Your Smoothie Blender Instead Of Almond Milk. Great Way To Start Off The Morning"
"Pregnancy Massage Table. Amazing Invention, But Can't Stop Laughing"
"Pregnancy Is Going Great, Why Do You Ask?"
"A Friend Needed A Pregnancy Announcement, So I Obliged"
"My Wife Is Pregnant. I Guess She Thinks I Won't Know What To Do When The Baby Is Born, So She Got This To Help Me Out"
"My Pregnant Wife Is Trying To Choose A Color For Our First Nursery. I Present To You My Work Of Art - "Indecision (In P Minor)""
"When I Thought I Looked Pregnant vs. Now"
"My Husband Made My 3rd Trimester Cake"
"Did I Really Just Go In Public With Two Different Shoes?"
"Everyone In My Life Over Thanksgiving: You're 29 Weeks Pregnant! Is The Nursery Done? My Nursery:"
"Today Is A Significant Day For My Wife's Pregnancy"
"My Pie Craving Is Next Level. Just Needed To Share With My Fellow Pregnant Peeps"
"Pregnancy Snack"
"Wanted To Do Something A Bit More Grand To Break In My New Lodge 12", But My Pregnant Wife Wanted A Grilled Cheese At 2:30 AM"
"Grabbed My Stuff For Work This Morning And I Realized When I Got To Work That I Did Not In Fact Grab My Beauty Blender… I Grabbed A Boiled Egg"
"Gosh I Hate The Combo Of Extreme Nausea, 4 AM Cravings And Not Finding The Damn Can Opener"
"Preggo Brain. Wore My Slippers To Take The Boys To School But Forgot To Change Into Work Shoes When I Got Home Before Going To Work"
"When You Order Subway So It's There When You Get Home From Work, But Forget That They Wrap Delivery Orders In Foil, So When You Stuck In The Microwave It Catches Fire"
"My Wife's Pregnancy Photoshoot Dressed As Vecna At An Abandoned Pizza Hut In Vermont"
"My Pregnant Step-Mom's Nutella, Onion, And Cucumber Sandwich"
"Pregnancy Brain"
"Pregnant Lunch"
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#42 Microwave a subway sandwich? Yummy boiled salad?