#6 ...I don't know what kind of medicine they take, but they either have to take more or less of it
You should move out ASAP

#25 - in a city near where I live there was a woman sleeping in her car. Someone started to steal her catalytic converter and she didn’t know what the noise was but it scared her so badly she quickly drove away, running over the thief and killed him.

#14 fortunate, entitled, ignorant f***

#16 clandestine baseball bat or golf club and plead ignorance

#22 they're called bumpers for a reason

#16
Best way to deal with that is have a child run around naked outback for a half hour, then call the police and report your neighbor for producing and distributing child pornography.

#27
Accidentally spill your drink on him and his computer.

I hate people.

#32 I’d get rid of the trash bin, and wear a backpack.

#46 This is most likely because their child is a male.

#14 I ate a stray cat once.

#37 *canceled her reservation (not the flight)

#4
Easy to fix. I allways carry a 1000 lumens Flashlight!

#30
Also easy to fix. Walk right over it with some friends.
#31
Go their and take 100+(!) pictures anyway preferable with some friends also

#44
Take hat, throw it away.

#46 Typical self-righteous Teshole!

#7 Ugh...I went through that only the floodlight lit up my bedroom. I went and spoke to my neighbor about it. Fortunately he's not a d@#k and doesn't turn it on any longer.

#14 He ain't wrong