"This Guy In Front Of Me At The Movie Theater. He Had The Brightness All The Way Up"
"Woke Up And Saw My Door Removed By My Parents. I Asked Them "Why?" And They Replied With "Privacy Isn't Necessary""
"It's 3 AM. There Are No Lights On In My House"
"My neighbor has installed a floodlight that lights up my house (including my bedroom) from 7 pm to 7 am every night."
"Amazon Said It Was Delivered 2 Weeks Ago. Couldn't Find It, Snow Finally Melted A Bit (1/2 Mile Away From House)"
"My Uncle's Suitcase After His Flight"
"A Local Restaurant Offered Free Meals While The Community Is Still Recovering From Multiple Tornados. This Person's Response:"
"Built A 7-Foot Privacy Fence. Neighbor Raised His By 2 Feet And Put A Camera Facing Into My Backyard"
"Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)"
"Why Are Loud Video/Speaker Phone Calls Now A Spectator Sport In Public?"
"I Let A Friend Stay At My Place For Two Nights While I Was Out Of Town"
"Had To Sit In Different Seats At The Theater Because This Is What We Found In The Seats We Had Reserved"
"When The Person In Front Of You In A Drive-Through Line Refuses To Move Up A Few Feet So You Can Order"
"Attorney Near Me Found A Camera In The Carter Co. Jail Attorney Room"
"Someone Broke Into My Home Last Night And Stole All My Kids' Gifts. Merry Christmas, Everyone"
"Stealing Catalytic Converters In Broad Daylight"
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sounds like an urban legend
nice copypasta
#16 clandestine baseball bat or golf club and plead ignorance
#22 they're called bumpers for a reason
Best way to deal with that is have a child run around naked outback for a half hour, then call the police and report your neighbor for producing and distributing child pornography.
#27
Accidentally spill your drink on him and his computer.
#46 This is most likely because their child is a male.
Easy to fix. I allways carry a 1000 lumens Flashlight!
Also easy to fix. Walk right over it with some friends.
#31
Go their and take 100+(!) pictures anyway preferable with some friends also
Take hat, throw it away.
#14 He ain't wrong