“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on and boiled itself.”
what kind of huge, dark green ticks do you know?
Maggots
wrong. Those are insect eggs. They EVENTUALLY will become maggots, maybe.
"criminal people" vs. "non-criminal people" counts as "diversity"? WTF?
Loser
#30 Neglect on your part, you can blame yourself.
#33 I will never understand, why people would stuff in there which could melt