“My spatula broke making eggs this morning.”
“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on and boiled itself.”
“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”
“I’ve eaten 2 blueberry waffles, then saw the package was for the plain waffles. I ate mold.”
“Hail damage to my grandparents’ patio chair”
“My sister called and asked why her dryer kept stopping.”
“Our front stairs randomly collapsed today.”
“I was the only one who attended my b-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join.”
“My kid during his birthday safari”
“WCGW if I take a picture with this gopher snake I found in the road?”
“When you spray tan and don’t count ’Mississippilessly’”
“A dump trucks leaf spring broke and went through my windshield..”
"Close call"
“My niece is a dog walker and she had to send this message to her client today.”
“Flooding outside a NYC apartment on 9/30.”
“Started my third slice of Little Caesar’s at a staff meeting when I finally noticed this on #3”
“Courtesy of my cat this morning”
“Someone stole my shift knob in a parking lot”
“It’s been a good 6 years but just like every house on my street, it’s turning into an Airbnb and we have 30 days to vacate.”
“First day moving into aa new city, and this happens.”
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what kind of huge, dark green ticks do you know?
Maggots
wrong. Those are insect eggs. They EVENTUALLY will become maggots, maybe.
"criminal people" vs. "non-criminal people" counts as "diversity"? WTF?
Loser
#30 Neglect on your part, you can blame yourself.
#33 I will never understand, why people would stuff in there which could melt