"Our Deaf Cattle Dog Has No Idea He Farts All The Time And Here's Our Daughter Reacting To His Latest Burst Of Gas"
"This Picture Was Taken At My Daughter’s Preschool. I Think The Photographer Thought Having Her Hold A Flower Would Make For A Really Cute And Innocent Picture"
"Our Parents Used To Tell My Only Brother And Me That We Used To Have Another Brother Who Turned Into A Mushroom From Not Taking A Bath. Even Added Him To The Family Albums"
"Hi, I’m Jenn And I Sold My First House At Only 3 Years Old"
"My Two-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Pillow With Chalk, Then Laid Down For A Nap"
"My Mom And Dad In Dc In The Late 80s"
"My Husband’s High School Goth/Emo/Photoshop Phase Is An Untapped Goldmine"
"My Family Went On A Trip To Maine During The Summer And Decided To Take Family Photos. Maybe It Was Very Windy But Everyone Looks Catalog Perfect And Then…there’s Me"
"Junior High Is Hard Enough Without Your Mother Buying You A Bright Red Monogrammed Sweater With Your Initials"
"My Dad And I Getting Ready For A Road Trip In The Summer Of ’86."
"I Show My Boyfriend One Picture From My Childhood And Suddenly Reproducing With Me Is Off The Table"
"My Mall Glamour Shots From 1997 Where I Look Like A Woman Who Just Cashed Her Husband’s Life Insurance Check"
"These Are My Dad’s Baby Pictures. He Was Born An Old Man"
"My Uncle And My Dad Posing On A Nissan 300 Zx, Late 80s"
"My Sisters And I Were Professionally Photographed With Identical Dolls In Matching Prairie Dresses"
"When My Son Hopped On The Bed And His Elbow Nailed Me Right On My C-Section Incision"
"2nd Grade, 1985. Was I Going To Recess Or Into The Typing Pool?"
"I Told My Dad I Wanted To Be An Ear For Halloween. He Really Came Through"
"We Didn’t Have Much Money In 1977 But That Didn’t Stop Mom From Giving Us Our Wish To Be C3p0 And R2-D2 That Halloween"
"My Daughter Was Having A Tantrum, And Hid Her Face Under A Pillow. The Results Were Divine!"
"This Is How I Found My Husband And Son After A Diaper Change. Neither Was Aware Anything Was Amiss. It Still Makes Me Laugh 10 Years Later"