"My $2200 Laptop, Which I Was Supposed To Sign For, Was Left Practically On The Sidewalk. Couldn't Even Bother To Put It Near The Porch"
"My Wife Spits Her Seed Shells Into The Door Handle Of Our Car And Leaves It There"
"Uber Eats Left The Order At The End Of The Driveway In The Freezing Rain/Snow Balanced On The Mailbox"
"Pizza Delivery Guy Dropped The Pizzas At The End Of My Sidewalk. He Then Came Up, Rang The Doorbell, Walked Past Them Again And Was Back In His Car Driving Off Before I Answered The Door"
"My Roommate Made Eggs In All These Pans. Instead Of Just Washing One Pan Everytime He Makes Eggs. Someone Save Me From This Nightmare"
"My Partner Borrowed My Car For A Few Days And Returned It Like This"
"My Neighbor Drove Into Part Of My Back Fence 2 Months Ago And Hasn't Cleaned It Up"
"My Mom Loved Walking Our Dog, And Now She Has To Get In The Street To Do That Because We Have Rude Neighbors"
"I Asked My Mom To Put The Remainining Salt In A Smaller Container, But She Dumped It All In The Sink. That's Almost 200g Of Salt That Could've Easily Lasted Me Another 2 Months"
"I Went To A Classmate's Apartment To Work On A Project. This Mountain Of Hair Will Haunt Me Forever"
"My Brother "Salted" The Driveway"
"The Way My Family Leaves The Toothpaste. It's Rock Solid"
"The Plumber Left My Tub Like This After He Fixed The Sink"
"Lady Goes To Self Checkout, Makes Attendant Unload Her Cart, Scan And Bag Each Item"
"The Roommate's Rice Cooker Has Turned Into Brain-Like Tissue. He Refuses To Clean It And Leaves It On The Shared Kitchen Counter"
"Lazy Plumbers Installed Leaky Pipes In My Bathroom. Now, There Are Mushrooms Growing On My Ceiling"
"How My Teenage Brother Refills The Tea Box"
"Dishwasher Is Broken, So We Each Have A Dish Day. 6 People In The House, And Sister Never Does Her Dishes On Her Day. Sink Is 3 Ft Deep And Has Been Full For Four Days"
"My Wife Cutting The Sausages For The Biscuits. That's Why The Other Pan Looks Like This"
"I Wanted To Put A Pallet Away, But Someone Decided To Be Lazy And Just Left This Disaster Behind. Of Course There Are No Cameras In This Area"
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#21 hoping you will unlock yours and go away
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Or maybe they just went out for a smoke.
that second part could be tricky.
#25 Forget about that. Do something about your yard.
#30 So many people use the word “partner” now, and I assume every one of them is gay. That’s the type of relationship I associate “partner” with.
#33 That is a much larger container. How stupid is your mom?
#41 That is f’ed up! Who the hell does ghetto princess think she is?
#46 3ft deep? The kitchen sink? It’s maybe 2ft wide.
#47 His wife’s fingers are plumper than the sausages.