"Well Guess Who Forgot To Take The Thermometer Out When I Checked On The Turkey"
"Grandfather Tried To Cook A Turkey In A Pizza Oven Today"
"We Had One Job. Who Likes Paprika?"
"Squadron Potluck Food Gets Better Every Year"
"Our Oven Broke Just Before Thanksgiving. I Just Got The Replacement From Our Landlord Today, But Now The Dishwasher Won't Open All The Way"
"Imagine You're Expecting Guests To Arrive For Thanksgiving Dinner In 10 Minutes Or So, And This Happens. What Do You Do?"
"In Case You All Are Wondering Why I Didn't Post My Finished Pie"
"Gluten Free Dressing May Be A Little Salty This Year"
"My Friend Just Sent Me This Picture Of A Pumpkin Pie She Made For Thanksgiving That Her 3-Year-Old Snuck Into"
"Mother-In-Law's Glass Baking Dish Exploded In The Oven, Getting All Glass In The Thanksgiving Food. Main Dish Was The Only Thing Spared"
"When You're Already Having A Challenging Thanksgiving Because Your Fridge Is Broken, But Then Your Husband Drops The Blackberry Pie That He Spent The Whole Morning Baking It"
"Don't Worry, I Got The Cranberries" She Said
"My Grandma Thought She Bought Turkey, But It's A Chicken. Happy Thanksgiving"
"Happy Thanksgiving. There Was A Power Surge At 1:40 AM. It's Still Out, And I Was Supposed To Be Hosting The Lunch"
"I Had It So Easy. All I Had To Do Was Let Them Rise And Bake. A Moment Of Silence For Those Beautiful Delicious Rolls"
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