"Teenage boy who kept sleeping in late and missing the bus, so he took drastic measures."
"This kid who tried — and failed, like really failed — to write the name Analia."
"A kid who made his very best effort to eat crackers through a mask."
"Oh my! — this kid who made quite an eye-catching Christmas decoration, too."
"A kid who turned the tub into the ultimate Barbie pool day."
"An artistic kid who improvised when the store was out of Christmas gift bags."
"This kid who — upon driving past this sign — quipped “looks like someone drove over the speed limit!”"
"This girl who wrote a book (impressive!) but maybe not one with the most compelling content."
"Little girl who made friends with a Halloween skeleton decoration and pushed it on the swing."
"This smart aleck who was told to “stack the dishes in the sink”"
"A girl who told her dad they only had a little milk left in the fridge."
"This child of a former scientist (emphasis on former)."
"A kid who I really hope was trying to spell “puzzles”."
"These kids who made a gingerbread house without realizing that it, uh, might look slightly profane"
"First grader who responded like this when asked to “show your work”."
"A kid who found a hilarious way to stop birds from flying into this window."
"A kid who got into the car with “snow” he’d made in class…leading his dad to pray he didn’t get pulled over by the cops on the way home."
"This kid whose parents tried — and failed — to get a photo of him in his new Sonic the Hedgehog costume:"
"A kid who has a realistic attitude about what she’ll look like at 100 years old."
"A teenage boy who changed the “Daily Bugle” sign on his Spider-Man Lego set to something deliciously juvenile."