"Other Dogs Give Puppy Dog Eyes. This Is Mine Trying To Charm Me"
"He Doesn’t Trust Me When I Say I Don’t Have Any More Treats"
"He’s Not Allowed On The Couch"
"She Always Fetches Her Frisby Like This, Can Never Be Normal"
"She Went For A Wee But Now She Can't Get Back Because There's A Wee On The Path. Took Her 3 Or 4 Minutes To Psych Herself Up To Walk Over It"
"Chloe's Favorite Pastime Is Beating Up Henry. Henry's Favorite Pastime Is Being Beaten Up By Chloe"
"My Dog Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night, Walks Into The Bathroom W/ My Cat, Scratches Furiously At The Bath Mat And Then Walks Back To Her Bed To Sleep. Wtf Is Going On?"
"Layla Always Insists On Bringing A Toy Outside When She Goes Potty. Anyone Else’s Dog Do This?"
"He Really Hates Rainy Days"
"Someone Decided To Eat Our (Non-Toxic!!) Pond Dye"