“My fiancee’s mother spends $20+ to ship us 1 bag of oranges from Florida. We live 2 states away.”
"Very mom-ly thing to do. My mom just spent $60 to mail me a box full of cheap Taiwan pajamas that were too small for me and decorated with wonky-looking Hello Kitties"
He performed an interpretive dance of his feelings about snow covered driveways...
It’s not cute now.