“When she woke up I asked her about them and she’d said she put bags of water inside for it to freeze and expand and break them in.”
“I always joke and say “OMG do we have a ghost?! Or did you just leave these open....”
“After all she could have transferred the contents into a smaller, more compact pot.”
“We’re a family of 4. It’s the fact that we have 4 bags open at once! Like, no one looked to see if there was already a bag open and each opened a new one.”
"Put some money to the side, tell your family that you’re going out for some milk, then change your identity and move somewhere"
"Just order a bowl."
"Dad tax."
"You got off lucky. My ex would have eaten at least a 3rd of it!"
"My ex would have eaten the whole thing, including the wrapper."
"You married to a cat?"
“Every time I get off work I come home to this... obviously it’s not the end of the world but how hard it is to spend 5 extra seconds of your day to put the tissue in the roll PROPERLY?”
"It’s more work to put it in the microwave"
“That’s the only thing doing this would be good for, preventing a bug from flying in your drink. I would do this if it was an outdoor situation but not when the drink is in the fridge.”
"Very mom-ly thing to do. My mom just spent $60 to mail me a box full of cheap Taiwan pajamas that were too small for me and decorated with wonky-looking Hello Kitties"
"She is not a good match."
"1 or 2 I could understand, but at this point, I would seek help."
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He performed an interpretive dance of his feelings about snow covered driveways...
It’s not cute now.