"Guess Who Had To Get Special Deodorizing Baths After Getting Skunked On Our Morning Walk Just Before I’m Having 25 People Over For Christmas Eve. The Answer Is Both Of Them"
"Someone Has Been Cutting Our Christmas Lights. Today, We Caught The Culprit"
"The first day, we suspected it was Jehovah's Witnesses (the only people approaching the house that day). The second day, we thought it might be kids just outside the camera's view. On the third day, we found out who it was. I had no idea rabbits could produce such clean cuts."
"Just Locked Down At The Mall Of America During A Shooting. Merry Christmas Everyone"
"After Working 3 Positions And Managing 20 Employees, Here’s My Work Christmas Gift"
"Mom's Neighbors Put Up A Million-Watt Crucifix For Christmas"
"This is not across the street. This is the block over. Best of our picture-taking contest, the power of Christ was too great for our phones to depict this behemoth in all its 20 ft glory."
"I Got Up Christmas Morning To Get Some H2O, Fainted In The Kitchen, And Crashed Down To The Floor. Came To With A Split Lip And Spat Chunks Of Teeth In A Pile"
"Thank you, dear Santa, for my new Christmas smile!"
"Negative Temperatures In Texas But At Least Our House Stayed Toasty. Merry Christmas"
"The firefighters told us it was faulty wiring. My husband overheard them talking to each other and they were discussing the duplex. They think it used to be one home they split in two, that they updated the other side but didn’t bring our side up to code. The fire started up in the attic apparently and went down through the furnace. It collapsed the ceiling and put a handful of holes in the roof. Both of the closets got eaten into by flames. Still trying to process it all for sure."
"Some J#rk Steals Disabled Elderly Woman’s Christmas Decorations"
"Merry Christmas, Here’s Your Gift"
"I sent my sister a stockpot and claimed other home goods for Christmas (she just got an apartment and has nothing for her kitchen).
She came home to find her package looked like it had been run over. The guy at the front desk who took the package in said the delivery driver seemed supremely uninterested in the problematic package. Getting it refunded and a new one sent over, hopefully in better condition and in time for Christmas.
Bonus cat in the pic too. Say hello to Star."
"I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn't Love It"
"What I Was Greeted By This Morning At Work, The First Day After Christmas Break"
"I Battled Alcoholism For Years. I Quit Drinking 19 Months Ago. Today I Received This At My In-Laws' Christmas Party"
"My One-Hour-Late, Stone-Cold Meal. I'm Working Overtime As A Nurse On Christmas Day"
"After Seeing The Picture Of My Nephew In His New Christmas Gift My SO Thinks He “Might Have Ordered The Wrong Size”"
"Went To My Neighborhood Mailbox To See All Of Them Busted Wide Open. Was Expecting Some Christmas Stuff"
"I Guess I’m On The Naughty List"
"Shop Safely This Christmas, Folks"
"Public service announcement to be extra careful when purchasing gifts this Christmas time, especially expensive ones. Thought I could trust buying a phone through Amazon directly (not some third party), but I was wrong.
Meticulously swapped and stolen somewhere along the way, then spent a week fighting with customer service in which I was blamed, told I was lying, and threatened to have my account closed before they gave in.
Do not be like me, buy from trusted sources."
"Our Work Christmas Bonus. Can't Wait To Pay My Bills With This"
"A Pipe Burst And Flooded My Entire Downstairs, Including All The Christmas Presents We Had"
"This was after I used my shop-vac to suck up some of the water, it was 3 inches deep. The water literally shot a hole through my wall, the outdoor hose spigot is what burst. It went from -36° to 34° in a single night."
"Bought Some Nice Big Christmas Balls"
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