"I Don't Know Where My Roommate Finds These Refrigerator Magnets"
"My Roommates And I Play A Game Where We Hide A John Cena Action Figure Around The House. He Went Missing For A Week Until Today"
"I Was Born With Out An Ear. So For Christmas My Roommates Got Me This"
"My Roommate Got A Food Saver. I Hate Him"
"I Moved Into My Girlfriend's Apartment Today And Her Roommate Baked Me A Cake"
"My Roommate Says I Have No Taste In Art. Let's See What She Thinks Of This"
"I Was Worried I Wouldn't Get Along With My Roommate, But Then I Walked Into The Room And Saw This"
"Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow"
"So My Roommate Went Out Of Town"
"My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later""
"Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them (I Bought All Our Dishes And Silverware)"
"My Roommate Left On A Cruise For A Week, Right Before All These Snowstorms. I Decided To Play A Little Prank On Him"
"My Roommate Thinks I Should Pay For Things I Had No Idea They Were Buying"
"My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk"
"Roommate Is Coming Home Any Second Now"
"I Am Done Asking My Roommate What His Deal Is"
"Someone Ate My Roommates Pringle’s"
"Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning"
"An Actual Text Conversation Between My Roommate And Me After She Woke Me Up At 4am"
"My Roommate Bites Her Butter Then Drops It On The Pan When She Cooks"
"My Roommate Eats Food In The Shower"
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