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THE INTERNET IS SECURE, SIR!!!
Thank goodness you saved us from a cute moment with your acute observations and powers of deduction. They'll never sneak a dancing baby past us again with YOU on the watch. When those notifications go off on our phone, they'll shine a symbol of a person with their head up their ass in the sky so we can all sleep better knowing you'll take care of it.