The waitress who wrote these messages seems to have liked one customer more than the other:
This here is why it's so important to do research when writing:
I love all of these preschoolers' answers, but I REALLY love Leah's:
And these delivery instructions for an Amazon driver have to be read to be believed:
Arby's needs to get this sign fixed, like, yesterday:
This girl, meanwhile, tried an edible for the first time and said it "wasn't sh#t" so she took another...and then an hour later, she was googling this:
This person had a message for the mystery coworker who keeps stealing their lunch:
This guy's daughter told him they "only had a little milk left the fridge":
This woman tried — and failed — to add an item to her shopping list:
This is the sign a gym puts out when the janitor cleans the woman's bathroom:
And lastly, Dutch is a magical language that this dumb American has no hope of EVER learning:
#22 With WHAT?
Buggy (shopping cart)