"Sure I have some suited for children.

* not all ladybugs, are ladies. 

* locust are just hungry hungry grasshoppers. 

* Most of the fruit we eat is bought from other nations during the winter. 

* with each mile you go into the earth, the more warm it gets. 

* There is no pasta at the center of the earth. 

* Many house cats wandering neighborhoods are more likely to visit a neighbor if they use the same detergent as their owners. 

* Dogs will wait for you, almost forever. 

* Tomatoes, Cassava root, potatoes, corn and supposedly ~~earthworms~~ ~~apple pie~~ Navy bean soup… are all from the American continent. 

* Exercise allows you to become smarter and faster."