"My sticky notes were delivered on an appropriately-sized pallet"
"The batteries in my remote go the same direction"
"This old worn key vs. a fresh cut one for the same vehicle"
"This Tie I got from a goodwill is 6% Gold"
"The price raises of cat food over a year at target."
"Old vs new chocolate chips"
"The pristine Q on my keyboard cover after 5 years of use"
"My local cafe uses old milk containers for cup holders"
"I ran 1 of 3 identical mugs through the dishwasher and it came out discolored"
"Canned chicken stock being sold for 14 cents with a limit of 30 items per customer."
"The buffet I went to served dark milk next to the coffee machine"
"Left my nedi pot half filled overnight and the salt phased through the ceramic"
"There was a whole potato in my WingStop fries"
"My office has a jetlag room for those coming back from long trips to relax"
"Somebody in my Goodwill organized the books by color."
"Red drinks are not allowed at a local sports complex"
"Pickleball is too noisy for this tennis court"
"Saw a fiat 500 with US Congress license plate parked at Washington Dulles Airport"
"While cleaning out my car I found a love note from the previous owner"
It shoukd be a felony to call anything like that mozzarella.
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