"The Difference Between The Stitches In My Eyes From My First And Second Corneal Transplants"
"The Transitionary Period Of "Shrinkflation" Is Particularly Awkward When Getting Screwed Over Is So Obvious. Same Price Of Course"
"My Roommate Bought A Patch That Looks Exactly Like Her Cat"
"The Green Bean Size Difference Between The "No Salt Added" Can And A Regular Can"
"The Health Class In Our High School Has A Moldy Bread Display On The Wall To Show How We Should Wash Our Hands And Phones"
"A Chunk Of My Red Hair From When I Was 16 Compared To My Faded With Time Hair Now That I'm 27"
"Before And After Saying "Good Boy""
"The Shadow From The Sign Has A Different Spelling From The Actual Sign"
"These LEGO Bricks Are The Same Color... Except Under A Blacklight"
"My Corn Came In Both Landscape And Portrait"
"Bank Gave Me Three Iterations Of The $100 Bill In A $1,100 Transaction"
"This 2-Inch Banana, Normal-Sized Banana For Scale"
"My Grown 2.5-Year-Old Cat Is Still Very Tiny"
"Did Some Work For A Dentist's Office Yesterday. Very Concerned He Had These In His Office. Full-Sized Pencil For Scale"
"My Brother’s Vacation Pic vs. Mine"
"My Socks Turn Half Red Under One Of The Stage Lights"
"Central Park In 1931 vs. 2020"
"One Of The Eggs I Bought This Morning Is Randomly Purple"