"The Color Scheme Of This Email Spotify Sent Me"
"Imagine Getting A Valentine's Card From The "Friend Zone" Section"
"There Was An Attempt To Pick An Appropriate Font"
"This Book My Mother-In-Law Bought For My Toddler Last Valentine’s Day"
"At first, you’re distracted by the fact that it’s so low-effort, like someone made it in 15 minutes using the world’s worst clip art. But then you realize that both bees and bears start with b, and what the hell is that nightmare that’s apparently a “numbat”? And when you get past all that, your 2-year-old points out that the book just skipped x and y, and went from w to z, and this is just surrealism."
"Can't Even Trust That Valentine's Day Cards Are Grammatically Correct Anymore"
"There Was An Attempt Decorating For Valentine's Day On A Budget"
"The Commercialization Of Valentine's Day Has Reached Truly Asinine Levels"
"Valentine’s Day Steak And Shrimp Package"
"They're Staring Into Your Soul"
"I Found The Last Valentine's Day Toy At My Local Walmart, And I Love It"
"The Grinch Is Not A Valentine's Day Movie"
"Good Job I Read The Inside Of The Cards, Can't Abide Bad Spelling"
"There Was An Attempt To Make A Valentine’s Day Balloon"
"Poster For Valentine's Day. The Text In Black Means "Text To Personalize With What The Train Station Will Do""
"Valentine's Flowers... Delivered Upside Down, Moldy, Broken, And Not Even In The Right Vase"
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