"My biggest pet peeve is when people leave their cars parked at the gas pump while they go inside to shop and use the restroom, especially at busy stations. I’ve been in a long line of cars waiting for people to come back with their snacks. Move your cars to the parking lot!"
"Grow the f@#k up."
"Oooh! You're in a hurry! If I only knew, then I would've called my husband to tell him the person who is in a hurry is right in front of me! He'd love to know why I'm taking an hour to get 3 items, but it's because there's like, someone blablabla..."