"Two long-time maintenance staff retired and left me with these four key rings"
"This tape measure is "not for measuring"
"This perfect snowflake that landed on my wife’s hair this morning"
"This fake 2TB external hard drive contains a flash drive inside"
"My school sells leftover food for 2€ a box"
"This cleaner spray bottle has the straw on the outside"
"My fake 99 cents store airpods have lighting port"
"My daughter's truly grey eyes"
"My bus has built-in window smashing buttons in case the bus rolls over"
"This quarter I got in a roll from a bank is gold plated. It’s an Oregon 2005 on the back"
"This orange from my tree has one dark stripe"
"There's no nutritional information printed on this bread bag"
"The hand controls on my adapted vehicle"
"This aerospace engineering department uses an airplane wing as a table"
"My upcylced lava lamp with aquarium plants"
"My friend’s dog made a path in the backyard from its constant patrols."
"Our flight was extremely turbulent. When we landed they found something stuck in the engine!"
"The giant ball made entirely of stickers from Blockbuster when I worked there over a decade ago."
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Nah, they would only lose their minds in US if it was "men only"
That's actually kind of useless since anyone can identify as a woman these days.
#6 No, I don’t want to know what happens to you during the full Moon.
That looked like that ipad