"At the afterparty, the groom spent the whole night watching a basketball game on TV at the bar. Couldn’t even be bothered to turn around and say hi to any of the guests. Just sat there at the bar, eyes fixed to the TV the whole time.

When it was time for him to make a speech, he just said “You know, this was supposed to be a special day, but [my team] lost, so I f@#king hate it! F@#k all of you! This s#cks!”

Needless to say, that marriage lasted all of a week or two."