"Got a stowaway while watching my son playing soccer"
"Was really happy to find my Gameboy this morning."
"Paid almost 1k to fix my car last week and today my blinker broke."
"At least 8 lockers in the gym Men's room are unusable where the locker eyelet itself is cut through."
"Came out of my 12 hour shift to this…"
"Spent 1.5 hours cooking.. dropped a bowl and covered it in glass splinters..."
"Folks… digitise your old family photos NOW!"
"Mu new keuboard at work, todau...."
"Man I just warten chips"
"Not quite the snack I expected…"
"Razor Crest down"
"It came without the good part"
" Wife left a Reese's Peanut Butter cut in the car, it melted, I didn't see it and set my brand new phone in it. Oh, and I'm allergic to chocolate."
"My newly bought orange incandescent bulb just burned out after i plugged my desk lamp and turned it on"
" Delivery driver did not GAF"
"Someone broke into my car just to steal my lunchbox."
"Sent in a Dell Laptop for warranty hinge repair and not only did they refuse to honor the warranty they cracked my LCD and are refusing to fix it"
"Literally, one minute before check out. Tried closing the sliding door shut and when I turned my back it just fell over"
They are all there. look closer. The ball joint at the bottom failed.
If the tv still works then there's this magical substance called superglue you should look up...
#11 You're the moron for having a cat in the first place.
#37 DiGiorno, fool. (BTW, it wasn't the driver's pizza, so why should he GAF?