"I think they’ll notice when I stop complaining about work…"
"And start complaining about golf?"
"My house would be clean"
"My car wouldn’t be pulling dangerously to the right anymore."
"A full set of teeth."
"Yeah the fact that my answer was immediately dental care make me pretty f@#king sad"
"First thing I would do is move. I don’t need a mansion but I would like a very nice property spot preferably near a body of water."
"I’d reduce my hours in my job to part-time, I’m one of the lucky ones that love my job"
"I’ll buy printer ink"
"My fuel tank is full"
"I know this sounds odd but I would be spending a lot more time in the gym. I am always pressed for time there."
"Probably wondering where the hell I’ve disappeared too."
"I would travel more often."
“Finally got new glasses, I see.”
"I figure the moat would be a dead giveaway"
"Lifestyle: Really the big clue would be putting a ton more time into parenting. I’d pretty much immediately flip from the weekend dad to full-time SAHD(but with a maid who leaves just enough undone so I have the kids build better habits of cleaning up after themselves)."
"Visitors to my flat would be in awe of my 100Gbps dedicated fiber internet and kick@$$ pc."
"My family and friends would suddenly have fantastic luck.*"
"They wouldn’t. I would disappear. The part they’d notice is that I just suddenly stopped showing up to everything."
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