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Philadelphia 7 month s ago
My friend came into the bar, all confused and worked up, so I asked him if he'd like a drink. Usually he drinks either vodka-orange juice or vieux-cola. He was so out of it that he asked for a vodka-vieux

(vieux is a dutch drink)
       
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