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Philadelphia 7 month s ago
My friend came into the bar, all confused and worked up, so I asked him if he'd like a drink. Usually he drinks either vodka-orange juice or vieux-cola. He was so out of it that he asked for a vodka-vieux

(vieux is a dutch drink)
       
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"I was in grade 1, had a Canadian girl come to my school, sprung up a friendship. Looked her dead in the eyes and asked. “What swear words do you know in Canadian” she tried to tell me multiple times it was the same words and I refused to believe her. I toss and turn at night knowing she probably tells people that now."

 

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