#17 in that line: stop watching murder mysteries, police interrogations and court cases.

#1 ask em if they want Peas or Broccoli , they'll say Pizza

#7 That doesn't work on real Karens

#1. That doesn’t work.

#14 That is how I got my mother to come to my wedding. She admittedly refused, until I asked her to make the ring pillow and flower basket, and if I could use her sewing machine to tailor my dress. She agreed because she loves to do crafts. I figured it wasn't a manipulation because I wasn't asking her to come anymore, just leaving it open.