"First he ordered my drink for me and got a frozen pineapple margarita instead of a beer I actually wanted. Then, when I kept asking regular first date questions, like where are you from or what do you like to do, he kept asking me to guess. I had never met him before. I didn't know these things! He also wanted to play two truths and a lie and the winner got to ask truth or dare. I won (even though he's allegedly an actor) and since I'm too old for that sh#t, I chose truth and tried to actually find out where he was from. He said, 'If I won, I would've dared you to kiss me, obviously.' He also tried high-fiving me a few times. AND, he wanted to take a walk after dinner. It was pouring rain with thunder and lightning."

"It was a first date from a dating app. When I get to the restaurant, he’d already ordered and had started eating. Banal conversation ensued. There weren’t any huge red flags until I got back in my car, called my best friend to debrief, and could not remember a single thing we talked about."